Copyright (c) 1998 - 2015
Mike Perry

Release 1.4 - 02/23/15
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Essential Software for your smartphone.

Life Sucks... Or Does It?

Life is confusing. Many things in life seem to suck, but it's often hard to tell. Wouldn't it be nice if you could find out for sure if something really sucked or not?

You need the Suck-O-Meter!


"...An indespensible tool for finding out what really sucks."
"I had no idea so many things around me sucked."
"I was nervous when I first pointed it at my kitchen chair, but it was such a relief to find out that it Does Not Suck."

Product Description

The Suck-O-Meter is available as a Web App for any modern smartphone, such as the iPhone or Samsung Galaxy. Simply point your smartphone at any object, tap a button, and the Suck-O-Meter will tell you if the object sucks!

It's revolutionary!

How to Use

To use the Suck-O-Meter, just use the web browser on your smartphone and visit The Suck-O-Meter will detect your phone and start automatically. (If it doesn't work, your phone probably sucks!)

For support and information, contact support.
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